Oh Canada
It’s no secret that I love my country.
Sure it has its thorns, but you can find those anywhere. And I’m convinced that there’s something about living in a foreign country that makes you see your home through rose-coloured glasses.
So when my friend Paul asked if he could be on my blog, I figured his talents would be best put to use writing a tribute to my fair country (his qualifications for this task: an uncanny ability to list famous Canadians and a penchant for quoting Wayne Gretzky whenever possible). The poem was supposed to be written for Canada Day, but I guess you can’t trust an Englishman to remember Canada’s national holiday (they can barely remember their own…)
But now, without further ado, I (we) present:
A Poem for Canada
Here’s my ode to Canada, a place I’ve never been
A land where Gretzky is the king, and people love The Queen
I hear it’s very beautiful, I know it’s far away
I’m told it’s multicultural, et là ils parlent français
In Canada, the men are men, tough with nerves of steel
They all know how to fell a tree and kill a baby seal
From Avril to Pam Anderson, the girls are very cute
I love the way that they say ‘eh’ and how they say ‘aboot’
Of sexy singing superstars, this country has no lack:
Carly Rae, Michael Bublé, the guys from Nickelback
Bryan Adams, K D Lang, Alanis Morissette
Justin Beiber, BNL, I haven’t finished yet
Joni Mitchel, Neil Young, the list goes on and on
Of course it would be incomplete without Celine Dion
Canada’s a country punching well above its weight
In terms of size, it’s number two, but number one for great
It’s fun and friendly, free and fair, a country in its prime
It’s kind of like America, without the violent crime
In this divine democracy, delightful people dwell
So far not one Canadian was ever sent to hell
Yes, everyone is perfect in this friendly fairytale
I know ‘cos I’ve been told so by miss L____ F______-‐S___
And if she lets me on her lake and lends me her canoe
O Canada O Canada I’ll stand on guard for you
O Canada, close to my heart despite being far away
I know we’ll be together soon, won’t that be awesome eh?
Omg. Paul is my hero.
He should probably patent this before it goes viral amongst all us Canada-loving Canadians.
Kudos!
This poem is so great. I also share the sentiments of the author – being that I have also never really been to Canada, but all the Canadians I meet are the COOOOlest!
Thanks Dot! Maybe one day you’ll actually make it to our fair country – I’m sure there are lots of cool Canadians willing to tour you around 🙂